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Monday, September 03, 2007
10:09 PM
Message:
What would you do if...
-Your crush suddenly asks you out?
-go lah. siao eh.
-You walk into an elevator and see a couple making out?
-join in for threesome?
-Your parents had another baby?
-doesnt concern me.
-You're trapped in a building about to explode?
-have sex. den die.
-You were granted one wish?
-wish for unlimited granted wishes.
-Aliens invaded earth?
-they already did. i'm one/
-A guy suddenly kissed you?
-depends. ask me for details.
-You won a date with your celeb crush?
-sell the opportunity on an online auction and earn a few Ks.
-You were given a blue car?
-paint it red first.
-Your boyfriend breaks up with you?
-he won't. i'd dump her first if needed anyway.
-You win a million dollars.
-put them all in a Arsenal v Sinchi FC game. place bet on Sinchi. confirm will get 10X the amount.
-Someone gives you flowers?
-Say Thank you lah.
-You recieve a love letter in your locker?
-Don't have a locker.
-You fail your exam?
-screw up the guy next to me in the exam room.
-You get first in class?
-not what if. CONFIRM will be.
-Your computer crashes?
-I USE A MACINTOSH . maybe cos your windows xp crashed . too bad .
-You get fired.
-i'll be self employed in the first place .
-Your best friend betrays you
-I'd use fengshui to prevent that anyway .
-You had to choose between your boyfriend and your best friend?
-my boyfriend may be my best friend by then . XD
-You were paid fifty dollars to fill this out?
-give me my money . its the reading fee .
Labels: you still owe me 50 dollars leh..
And nothing can hold me back from you...
